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Defend The Planet reminds of the old arcade game Defender. Instead of missles coming in on city that you’re defending, alien ships fly by shooting lasers on the city. You get 3 laser cannons and a shield to fight off the aliens. Make sure the cannons and shield are charged, otherwise you are toast. Defend [...]
Free Rider 2 is a pretty neat and cool game. You get to draw a course for your bike rider to fly down. Now there are tons of options, ranging from regular bike to unicycle to different backgrounds to how you set up the course. I recommend you check out the help section before you [...]
In Star Fire Online, you must defend the Earth from conquering aliens from a vast area of space called “Quari”. Move your ship with the arrow keys and fire with the space key. The farther away that you kill the alien ships, the more points you’ll get. Make sure you grab the upgrades from the [...]
You gotta be real fast on your left trigger finger in Squid Hunter. Oh yeah, you’ll get through level one easy enough, but as you play through all the levels, your aiming and timing skills will be severely tested. And what ever you do, don’t hit the mines or the frogmen or you’ll have to [...]
Nutty Gomba is a squirrel who is gathering nuts before the hard winter sets in. Your job is to help him/her get enough nuts before the clock runs out at each level. It’s a cutesie type of game, that I usually ain’t in to, but the game play is entertaining enough to make it interesting. [...]
That Word Game is a word game done in the spirit of Tetris. As the letters come tumbling down, you click or double click to make 3 to 15 letter words. I just ended up double clicking to make words, more or less at random. Hey I’m a science guy not an enlish guy. But [...]
Bounceroid 2000 recalls classic midway games with fun bouncing ball action. In this online arcade game, you must keep the falling balls from hitting the floor. Move the black ball with your mouse and intercept falling balls. Bounce them left or right depending on their color. Grey balls can go to either side. Aim for [...]
Aliens Must Die! Step into the cockpit of the last human starship and inflict a wave of destruction on the invading alien hordes, with the assistance of your trusty co-pilot Annie. Use the arrow keys or W, A, S, and D keys to move your ship. Use your mouse to aim and fire. Collect debris [...]
In Net Blazer you get 7 basketball 3-point shot attempts at 5 different spots on the basketball court. Space bar/click to grab a ball, 2nd bar/click to set the vertical cross and the 3rd bar/click to set the horizontal cross and the player shoots and hopefully scores. Net Blazer
I got pretty irritated playing Mario Brothers 3 within the first 30 seconds of the game. There’s a point where you have to jump over a hole that you can’t see, HUH! Play the darn game and I’m sure you’ll agree. Mario Brothers 3
I usually like games like SubCommander, however what really turns me of of this submarine game is the fact that it’s incredibly difficult to play. You use your mouse to navigate past mines, depth charges and underwater obstacles to get to the end of level. I found myself bouncing around aimlessly. However your mileage might [...]
Kaboom is a lame game from the early 1980′s. Your job is to move buckets left and right to catch the bombs being tossed down by the convict character. I don’t remember this game in any arcade back in the day and I think I know why. Stupid and corny graphics alert Kaboom
Your job in Escape is to shoot all the one-eyed bad guys in prison strips as fast as you can. See they can shoot back at you, which you’ll figure out with the bullet ridden window in front of you. Escape
In Panik, the evil red guy has taken control of the Chocoland factory and planted bombs on each floor of the factory. Our intrepid hero, Panik, has gotten into the lowest floor of Chocoland. He must collect the bombs on each floor and do so while avoiding the bad guy guards. Panik
In Fishing, you hold down the left click and try to hook fish and bring ‘em up into the boat. Be careful to watch out for garbage in the water, since you don’t get any points for old boots and such. Also watch out for the dark storm cloud, that will hit you with lightening. [...]
In Boxhead The Zombie Wars you’re thrust into the midst of zombies, devils, vampires and mummies. At first armed with just a pistol you must fight your way out and onto the next level, which has even more nasties. If you are up for it, you can speed up the zombies, if you dare. Boxhead [...]
The Second Line The Game v2 allows you to literally be a fly on the wall. You move about the 17 environments by moving the arrow keys to get all the blue balls (no, not those blue balls:). Easier said than done, since I got a little frustrated with getting to some levels. What you [...]
Remember the old days of getting the magnifying glass out and frying ants on the sidewalk. Well, Ant City is like that except that you fry the fair citizens of the city, with the world’s largest magnifying glass. Be careful of the gasoline truck because that could really be bad. Ant City
Mini Putt is not a bad mini putt putt game. Not quite as challenging as Extreme Mini Golf but there is a damn windmill to get by. See if you can get a low score. Mini Putt
In SuperFighter you use the arrow keys to jump, kick, punch, and backkick your way through the levels of competition to the top. Needless to say it gets harder as you progress through the levels. Get your Fight on. SuperFighter
If you have had a bad day with a knucklehead boss, then Whack-a-Boss is for you. It’s comes from the tradition of the old time carnivals and brick and mortar arcades with the twist of whacking a boss instead of a mole. So start Whacking! Whack a Boss
Fire@Will plays like a shooting gallery game. There are 4 different backgrounds in which the targets are set. Pretty easy and enjoyable to play, although a little hard to master. If you shoot well you’ll get an invite to the competition. Fire@Will
The classic arcade game, Asteroids was always one of my favorite games in the day. Doodle Defender is a flash adaptation of Asteroids, only with the ability to draw your own ship and cannons. Game play consists of floating in space on the paper and using the arrow keys flying toward the enemy ships and [...]
Bultle (Bullet?) Pigeon is a very simple (too simple?) game of shooting as many pigeons and cats as you can. Get your left click fired up and get ready to rapid fire. Butle Pigeon
Dizzy Paul is a non-english arcade game, in which you move a smiley face tennis ball around the various courses, with the arrow keys. The object is to get the prize which is a peace/love pill (not sure of the point with that). Since the instructions aren’t in english, spanish? french? you’ll have to goof [...]
Although Office War is in Italian, you can easily figure out how to play it. Just hit gioca and start throwing paper wads at your office mates. Just make sure you stay seated when the “boss” comes walking by. Office War
Sniper School is a good challenging shooting game. There are 3 different training schools to get your eye hand coordination down before you go after the bad guys. Even if you don’t feel like doing the main mission, there’s plenty of game play to be had. Sniper School
Boomshine is an addictive classic flash game. Click on a colored dot to start a chain reaction to burst as many dots as possible. Good Times. BoomShine
Ping Pong is a surprisingly good. You wouldn’t know from the graphics. But ping pong will challenge you with 3 different levels. Reach a score of 21 before the computer does and you win. Ping Pong
Pearl Harbor is a flash game that is a nice little time killer. Move the Japanese Zero with your mouse to avoid the oncoming American Mustangs. Use the “Z” and “X” keys to bomb and shoot. Pearl Harbor is one of those simple games that keeps on going and going and going…. Pearl Harbor
Bubble Trouble is an entertaining little time waster of a flash online game. Your job is to burst bubbles with the shooter. You need to get all of the bubbles to advance to the next level. Hint: hold down the mouse button to “raise a wall” to get the pesky little bubbles. Bubble Trouble
Get your baseball hitting down to a science in Batting Champ. You can play in the minors and then move up to the majors. Might want to give the instructions a quick go over. For example, 3 200 foot hits are worth more than one 500 foot dinger. See if you can measure up. Batting [...]
Not really sure the creators of Angel Fighters, came up with the angel part. Unless is a sly reference to the 3 angels TV and movies. You can play solo or have a 2 player game if you want. So guard, punch and kick your way to victory. Angel Fighter
This has to be the worst car driving game ever. All you do is move the damn car up and down the screen to draft the car ahead. No skill whatsoever needed. Yawn. So if you need to totally waste 5 minutes of your time, give this piece o’ crap a play. The only bright [...]
