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Armoured Assault has the ability to be a fine game, but unforturnately it fails to meet the grade. It’s a little too simple to play and a bit dark to see the tank that you are in. Here’s a tip – hold down the left mouse key and then fire, ya might have better luck [...]
Honest to god I really tried to play Jumpcat and enjoy it but in the final decision is that I really can’t recommend it. It’s not that it’s hard to play, quite the opposite. All you need to do is jump over the rocks and so forth with your mouse and make it through to [...]
Skijump 2001 is not very well done game. The problem is with the controls and the timing of jumping. It’s too bad. Oh, and if you are offended with the word s(^t, then don’t play Skijump 2001. Skijump 2001
I usually like tennis flash games, but Tennis Ace is not a keeper. I found it a little silly in the controls of serving and returning the tennis ball. And it was a annoying as hell hearing the dude say ‘Out” constantly. Tennis Game is a far superior flash tennis game. Tennis Ace
Not a big fan of Where To Go. At 5 to 6 points in the game, you have one of two choices to make. First a bridge, then a scooter, then a car and so forth. The point being to successfully getting to the end by making the correct choice. I found the game play [...]
Global Rage Lame Game, that’s what I call it, is not very good. The graphics are done by a 6th grader. The fighting moves aren’t very good. And this is a demo, that doesn’t allow you to play the “very easy” level????? or let you use three of the 5 fighters. But hell, if you [...]
I should apologize for posting Little Man. It’s a sadistic voodoo game in which you 1) stick little man with pins, 2) smack ‘em with a sandal, 3) fry him with a hot iron and finally 4) put a swarm of cock roaches on him. Pretty stupid and pretty lame game. Little Man
Mars Stand requires you to bomb the towers of the Mars city to land. It’s pretty simple stupid. Too simple stupid. Mars Stand
Widdlest Twiddlestix is a pretty lame and boring game to play. It’s probably just me, but I just couldn’t get into the game play. The object is to get a slowly rotating stick through the water maze. I got frustrated in playing the damn thing, hence the lame tag. Widdlest Twiddlestix
Whack a Mummy is a pretty stupid whack a mole type of game. All you do is hit the popup mummies. Now one would expect a time limit to hit X number of mummies or some way of keeping score ya know. But no it’s just a mindless hit-the-damn-mummies-as-long-you-can-stand-it game. Whack A Mummy
I usually like games like SubCommander, however what really turns me of of this submarine game is the fact that it’s incredibly difficult to play. You use your mouse to navigate past mines, depth charges and underwater obstacles to get to the end of level. I found myself bouncing around aimlessly. However your mileage might [...]
Elastic Soccer is an ill designed game, that I didn’t really like to play. Cons are a lack of interaction with the players and the ball. Wherever the ball is you mouse over the player who “grabs” it and you pull back on the player and shoot the ball. Kind of stupid in my opinion. [...]
Kaboom is a lame game from the early 1980′s. Your job is to move buckets left and right to catch the bombs being tossed down by the convict character. I don’t remember this game in any arcade back in the day and I think I know why. Stupid and corny graphics alert Kaboom
I originally thought 5 miles 2 go was the lamest game I’ve ever played. Darts resoundingly takes that spot. Darts is played by throwing 3 darts by each player, usually giving you the player control over aim, speed and direction. Darts the Lame Game does none of this. You just throw (left click) darts, no [...]
Your job in Saving Kypck is to pilot a rescue sub to another sub marooned on the bottom of the sea. The only thing is the sub doesn’t rescue anyone. You do get float and navigate around for a minute, if you call that entertainment, knock yourself out. Saving Kypck
On how many levels is Road Rage a stupid lame game. One: horrible graphics. Two: You play a bible thumper killing folks with a truck, then with a shotgun – Go one way or the other, please. Three: It’s too simple stupid. Now I realize that the guys who made this are a part of [...]
Now with a name like Goo Slashers, one would expect to find a better game than this. For whatever reason, you play a knight in ye old days, using your sword to swat alien green goo monsters. Aliens in 1400 AD??? On the bright side the game play is acceptable. Goo Slasher
