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Stupid Safety Run Game

August 31st, 2008

Safety Run is a stupid little game. At first I had no freakin’ idea of what it was. However in gutting it out and playing it a little more I got it. You play a cute character that collects cats by carefully crossing bridges with your wheel barrel. Quite franking Safety Run ain’t my cup [...]

Blob Wars a Chess/Checkers Game

August 31st, 2008

Blob Wars is a chess/checkers type of game, The rules take alittle to get used to. But I suppose once you do that you are good to go. Basically, get more of your colored blobs into most of the squares and you win. Blob Wars

Everybody’s Golf Sports Game

August 31st, 2008

Everybody’s Golf is a cutsy likable golf game. Pretty simple to play, maybe a little harder to master.Everybody’s Golf

Prince of Persia Arcade Game

August 28th, 2008

Prince of Persia the special edition arcade game is a get through the maze and defeat the crazy evil king. You have 8 minutes to navigate the dungeon to Vizier’s throne room and stop him from unleashing the Sands of Time, a force so powerful, that no army on earth can stop it. Prince Of [...]

Space Invaders Classic Arcade Game

August 28th, 2008

Space Invaders is a online flash version of the classic arcade video game from the late ’70′s. It was quite the success as one the first arcade games, as I can attest, since I wasted many a quarter on playing it many a bar. It’s laughably simple by today’s standards, but I’d argue that it’s [...]

Rugby Field Goal Kicking Sports Game

August 28th, 2008

Not sure if the name Rugby is the proper name for this game. To me it looks like American Football field goal kicking or even Australian Rules Football kicking game. No matter it’s pretty challenging to kick the football through the posts. You only get 3 tries so ya gotta be good. Rugby

Etherena Fighting Game

August 28th, 2008

Etherena is 2 or 1 player fighting arcade game. Not sure of the plot in Etherena. Probably saving the world. Anyway, you jump, fly and get get 6 attack modes to defeat your enemy. Very cool graphics. Etherena

Mini Pool Sports Game

August 28th, 2008

I’m usually a big fan of flash pool games. Unfortunately Mini Pool isn’t one of them. Problems are 1) you can only control direction, not the velocity 2) the game goes too fast, you see, you only have seconds to sink all the billiards into the pockets. Why not have a easy/exhibition level to get [...]

The Global Rage Lame Game

August 28th, 2008

Global Rage Lame Game, that’s what I call it, is not very good. The graphics are done by a 6th grader. The fighting moves aren’t very good. And this is a demo, that doesn’t allow you to play the “very easy” level????? or let you use three of the 5 fighters. But hell, if you [...]

A Naval Battle Arcade Game

August 27th, 2008

A Naval Battle is an arcade sink the other ship game. There are basically no instructions, but click and hold the left bottom button. Watch the red bar and let go. The wind meter at the top of the screen lets you know the direction and intensity, so keep that in mind. A Naval Battle

When Penguins Attack Shooting Christmas Game

August 27th, 2008

Do you want to save Santa and Christmas? Playing When Penguins Attack enables you to do just that. You see Santa HQ is under attack by evil penguins and flying puffins. You’re enrolled in Operation SOS (Save Our Santa) and with your trusty pistol shoot as many penguins and puffins in the time allotted. When [...]

Little Man Voodoo Game

August 27th, 2008

I should apologize for posting Little Man. It’s a sadistic voodoo game in which you 1) stick little man with pins, 2) smack ‘em with a sandal, 3) fry him with a hot iron and finally 4) put a swarm of cock roaches on him. Pretty stupid and pretty lame game. Little Man

Online Flash Tennis Sports Game

August 27th, 2008

Jeez, Tennis Game is pretty damn challenging to play and I was just starting out with the exhibition play. The controls are easy, space to hit and arrows to move. It could be an addicting game, if anything to master it. Tennis Game

sk8park SkateBoard Sports Game

August 26th, 2008

In sk8park you collect cash to buy skateboard wheels. By performing hand plants, slides and jumps get around the skateboard park to get anywhere from $100 to $1000. You have to collect all 4 skate wheels to keep the cash. sk8park

Net Blazer Basketball Sports Game

August 26th, 2008

In Net Blazer you get 7 basketball 3-point shot attempts at 5 different spots on the basketball court. Space bar/click to grab a ball, 2nd bar/click to set the vertical cross and the 3rd bar/click to set the horizontal cross and the player shoots and hopefully scores. Net Blazer

Brain Machine a Numbers Game

August 26th, 2008

In Brain Machine you solve equations using the available numbers in the array. You better put on your thinking cap since there is a time limit also. Brain Machine

Bug On A Wire Fun Game

August 24th, 2008

In Bug On A Wire you play a bug running on one of four telephone wires. Of course it ain’t that easy, since you have to avoid the crows who are sitting on the telephone lines, waiting to gobble you up. Bug On A Wire

Doeo Fun Click’em Game

August 24th, 2008

Doeo is a simple but challenging click on ‘em fast game. Doeo’s are these pink card like things that popup and run off the page, so ya gotta be real damn quick to get a click on them. Good luck, you’ll need it. Doeo

Yeti Sports Orca Slap Sports Game

August 24th, 2008

In Yeti Sports Orca Slap the orca slaps up a penguin and you ,the yeti, throw a snowball to bounce the penguin head first into the target. It’s kind of non-pc in that the penguins stick head first into the bullseye with their little legs waving. Oh, and honestly no penguins were harmed in YetiSports [...]

Yeti Sports 1 Sports Game

August 24th, 2008

Yeti Sports 1 is a delightfully non-politically correct game. You have to hit penguins as far as you can with the bat. It’s very much of a timing thang, since you click once to get the penguin to drop and click twice to nail the little guy. Great fun. Yeti Sports 1

Monkey Lander Arcade Game

August 24th, 2008

In Monkey Lander you fly your spaceship with the direction keys to pick up fruit to get more banana fuel and points. Ya gotta land real soft though, otherwise you’ll lose a life. Monkey Lander

Starship Eleven Fun Game

August 24th, 2008

Starship Eleven is fun game to play. You need to navigate through tunnels with the direction keys and occasionally shoot with the space bar at barriers. You can crash alittle, but if you run low on energy you’ll have to start all over again. But not is not all lost, since you get savepoints during [...]

Fun Game To Relieve Stress

August 23rd, 2008

Stress Relief Paintball involves hitting as many smiley face balls around the office, with your paintball gun. Get as many as you can to score points and advance to the next level. Stress Relief Paintball

Bullseye Matchplay Version 2 Sport Game

August 23rd, 2008

When I first played Bullseye Matchplay Version 2, I got alittle upset. It was pretty damn hard, even against the “very easy” computer opponent. But as I gained a little more experience I grew to like the game. You play a 501 game against a graded computer opponent and first one to win 3 legs [...]

Blast Billiards 5 Sport Game

August 23rd, 2008

I had a blast playing Blast Billiards 5. In this very fun and challenging game, you have to clear the pool table of the bombs, while avoiding the dynamite. Hit the dynamite or fail to clear the billiard table, you go Ka-Boom! Version 5 has 22 levels of play. So stop talking and start chalking! [...]

Fun Arcade Game Bomb It

August 23rd, 2008

Bomb It is a cute maze type of flash game. Your character sets bombs within the maze to expose power ups like more life, more bombs and more. Got to avoid the 3 other characters and gather more power ups and points than them and you win! I’d have to admit Bomb It is a [...]

Lame Mars Stand Game

August 22nd, 2008

Mars Stand requires you to bomb the towers of the Mars city to land. It’s pretty simple stupid. Too simple stupid. Mars Stand

Ultimate Flash Sonic Arcade Game

August 22nd, 2008

Ultimate Flash Sonic is based on the classic 1991 Sega game, Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic is a blue 15 year old anthropomorphic hedgehog, who has the ability to run faster than the speed of sound. Ultimate Flash Sonic

Where Is The Ball Huster Con Game

August 21st, 2008

Can you guess which cup holds the green ball in Where Is The Ball? You can bet a dollar, $5, $25, $100, $500 with a starting bank of $500 to put your money where your mouth is. I just love the graphics in this game too. Where Is The Ball

Plucky’s Snowball Bash Fun Game

August 21st, 2008

The object of Plucky’s Snowball Bash is to click on the penguins to hit ‘em with a snowball, in which you’ll get 10 points. If the penguins hit you (sounds like a fart) you lose 10 points and red life snowball. Lose all your balls and you lose period. Plucky’s Snowball Bash

Find Differences 2 Game

August 21st, 2008

Can’t really say that I’m a big fan of Find Differences 2. The point of the game is to find differences between 2 very similar pictures. I found just too damn hard and boring. And here’s a swear word warning: when you miss the phrase “Holy S^!t” comes out. Depending on your point of view [...]

Bowman 2 a Shooting Game

August 21st, 2008

In Bowman 2, you can use your mighty bow to shoot your friend, the computer opponent or birds in a duck hunt. Fun shooter game that takes a little skill to get the hang of game play. I like the blood effects in the game, I’m sure you will too:) Bowman 2

Looser a Fun Game

August 21st, 2008

In Looser you must hit the red ball, the looser, with the white ball. If you hit the the red ball within 10 tries you can continue play, if not you are the “looser”. Looser

Skull Kid Shooting Game

August 20th, 2008

If you ever wanted to be a office killer, Skull Kid gives you the chance to do just that. In Floor One you chainsaw your way to the end of the floor to the elevator. On Floor Two you’ll get into a shootout with the office drones. Time it just right and you’ll make it [...]

Metal Slug Arcade Game

August 20th, 2008

Metal Slug is a move right or left and shoot ‘em and roll over them type of game. You also have to shoot down the occasional helicopter. Killer sound track is by Korn. Metal Slug

Lame Widdlest Twiddlestix Game

August 18th, 2008

Widdlest Twiddlestix is a pretty lame and boring game to play. It’s probably just me, but I just couldn’t get into the game play. The object is to get a slowly rotating stick through the water maze. I got frustrated in playing the damn thing, hence the lame tag. Widdlest Twiddlestix

Xxiao 4 Online Flash Game

August 18th, 2008

Xxiao 4 is a POV shooter game, that is half game play and half animation movie. Shoot your way through the bad guy body guards and you can watch the movie. Make sure you reload with the space bar, to give you plenty of bullets to nail the guards. Xxiao 4

Lame Whack A Mummy Game

August 18th, 2008

Whack a Mummy is a pretty stupid whack a mole type of game. All you do is hit the popup mummies. Now one would expect a time limit to hit X number of mummies or some way of keeping score ya know. But no it’s just a mindless hit-the-damn-mummies-as-long-you-can-stand-it game. Whack A Mummy

Steal Diamonds in Mystery P.I. Vegas Heist

August 18th, 2008

In Mystery P.I. Vegas Heist, you play the best thief in the world, out to steal the World Diamond, worth millions. Your greatest challenge is to break into the most secure building ever, within 45 minutes, avoiding alarms and the guards, or you’ll go to prison. Mystery P.I. Vegas Heist

Fun Monster Bash Game

August 7th, 2008

In Monster Bash you help Bob Bolt clean up the pesky monster that popup out of the floor. To help Bob out in comes Raster, who stomps on the monsters when you click on the monster. Miss 10 monsters and you lose a life. Watch out for the worm tail, because if you stomp on [...]

Mario Brothers 3 Game

August 7th, 2008

I got pretty irritated playing Mario Brothers 3 within the first 30 seconds of the game. There’s a point where you have to jump over a hole that you can’t see, HUH! Play the darn game and I’m sure you’ll agree. Mario Brothers 3

Full Time Killer Shooting Game

August 6th, 2008

Full Time Killer is looking for people with solid experience in mouse clicking, quick responses, and loves the internet. Your test is to shoot the body guards surrounding Wang, a movie pirate. Then use your sniper skills to take out Wang himself, before he shoots you. Ya gotta be quick. Full Time Killer

Samurai Warrior Fighting Game

August 6th, 2008

In Samurai Warrior you have 6 characters to choose from to take on the one of same six characters in this fighting game. You do have the option to train first before you go into the main arena. Samurai Warrior

MegaPuzzle Puzzle Game

August 6th, 2008

MegaPuzzle requires lots and lots of patience to solve. In addition to that, MegaPuzzle is very very challenging. The tiles are numbered to make it easier on you?? MegaPuzzle

SubCommander Submarine Game

August 6th, 2008

I usually like games like SubCommander, however what really turns me of of this submarine game is the fact that it’s incredibly difficult to play. You use your mouse to navigate past mines, depth charges and underwater obstacles to get to the end of level. I found myself bouncing around aimlessly. However your mileage might [...]

Elastic Soccer

August 5th, 2008

Elastic Soccer is an ill designed game, that I didn’t really like to play. Cons are a lack of interaction with the players and the ball. Wherever the ball is you mouse over the player who “grabs” it and you pull back on the player and shoot the ball. Kind of stupid in my opinion. [...]

Battleships General Quarters 2

August 5th, 2008

Battleships General Quarters 2 is a very good flash version of the classic board game, You Sunk My Battleship, that’s been around forever. As a strategy game you can’t really beat it. If you’re not familiar with You Sunk My Battleship, its a matter of positioning your 5 ships on the board to make it [...]

Tournament Pong Sport Game

August 5th, 2008

Tournament Pong is a challenging enough of a pong game. And I’ll give you this that it’s about as colorful of a pong game you’ll ever see. See if you up the the challenge and score 10 points on the computer. Tournament Pong

Lame 1980′s Arcade Game Kaboom

August 5th, 2008

Kaboom is a lame game from the early 1980′s. Your job is to move buckets left and right to catch the bombs being tossed down by the convict character. I don’t remember this game in any arcade back in the day and I think I know why. Stupid and corny graphics alert Kaboom

Divine Intervention Shooting Zombie Game

August 5th, 2008

In Divine Intervention, you play a buzz cut reverend out to rid the world of netherworld zombies. Armed with a gun taken from the Bible there’s a day of reckoning for any zombies that get in the way. Divine Intervention