Shooting Rat is what the name implies – Shooting Rats. Not sure what the point is – ie. if you shoot the rats that are parachuting down, it just slows them down, instead of exploding in burst of bloody blob. At least the game I’d like to play. There is a little game play in [...]

Hypurrcat is a simple stupid kiddie game for 4 years old and younger (or someone whose mental age is 4 years old or younger). All you do is go forward or backward and shoot the dogs and rats with the space bar. Yawn. Hypurrcat

Drift Battle is an attempt to capture the excitement of the Fast and Furious drifting series of Hollywood movies. It fails miserably. There are limited controls of the car. For example you can’t speed up. It’s too damn dark. The cars disappear sometimes. And finally it’s boooorring. Drift Battle

In Fishing, you hold down the left click and try to hook fish and bring ‘em up into the boat. Be careful to watch out for garbage in the water, since you don’t get any points for old boots and such. Also watch out for the dark storm cloud, that will hit you with lightening. [...]

Cube Buster is a reverse Tetris game. Instead of lining up cubes falling down, you click on the cubes to eliminate them and prevent them from building to the top of the box and ending the game. Cube Buster

In Boxhead The Zombie Wars you’re thrust into the midst of zombies, devils, vampires and mummies. At first armed with just a pistol you must fight your way out and onto the next level, which has even more nasties. If you are up for it, you can speed up the zombies, if you dare. Boxhead [...]

How much money can you make in your coffee shop in 14 days? That’s the premise of Coffee Shop online game. You get to name your coffee shop whatever you want. You also need to buy your ingredients which are cups, coffee, milk, and sugar. Adjust your coffee recipe and set your price and you [...]

The Second Line The Game v2 allows you to literally be a fly on the wall. You move about the 17 environments by moving the arrow keys to get all the blue balls (no, not those blue balls:). Easier said than done, since I got a little frustrated with getting to some levels. What you [...]

Remember the old days of getting the magnifying glass out and frying ants on the sidewalk. Well, Ant City is like that except that you fry the fair citizens of the city, with the world’s largest magnifying glass. Be careful of the gasoline truck because that could really be bad. Ant City

Mini Putt is not a bad mini putt putt game. Not quite as challenging as Extreme Mini Golf but there is a damn windmill to get by. See if you can get a low score. Mini Putt

Not sure of the point of My Head as game play goes. You play the barber and you have to keep cutting the hair of 4 patrons until their heads are bald. If the customers hair gets too long they leave the shop and you lose. Yawn. My Head

Galactic Tennis is a online air hockey type of flash game. You move the player up, down, left, right with the arrow keys. Depending on how you hit the puck, you vary the angle to get the puck by your opponent. You can train before you go into the real game. And there are 4 [...]

Frogit is like the classic arcade game Frogger, as made famous by the classic Seinfeld episode. Basically you need to get the frog across lanes of traffic going both ways, cross the RR tracks, and get across the pond. If you want you can turn the sound off, as it is a little cheesy. It’s [...]

I, for the life of me, could not figure out Bomberman. Not that I really care. You’re more than welcome to give it a shot. Bomberman

In SuperFighter you use the arrow keys to jump, kick, punch, and backkick your way through the levels of competition to the top. Needless to say it gets harder as you progress through the levels. Get your Fight on. SuperFighter

If you have had a bad day with a knucklehead boss, then Whack-a-Boss is for you. It’s comes from the tradition of the old time carnivals and brick and mortar arcades with the twist of whacking a boss instead of a mole. So start Whacking! Whack a Boss

Okay, who doesn’t know how to play Tic Tac Toe? Pretty damn game, at least this version is any way. It’s interesting for 37 seconds and you can move on to a game that’s more interesting to play. Tic Tac Toe

Fire@Will plays like a shooting gallery game. There are 4 different backgrounds in which the targets are set. Pretty easy and enjoyable to play, although a little hard to master. If you shoot well you’ll get an invite to the competition. Fire@Will

The classic arcade game, Asteroids was always one of my favorite games in the day. Doodle Defender is a flash adaptation of Asteroids, only with the ability to draw your own ship and cannons. Game play consists of floating in space on the paper and using the arrow keys flying toward the enemy ships and [...]

Moon Patrol is colorful adaptation of the classic arcade game of the same name. What you need to go is shoot the boulders in your way and jump over the ditches to make to the end level Z. Moon Patrol

In Fish Hunter 2, you are a caveman spearing fish by moving yourself and the spear up and down to get as many fish as you can. Now you have to watch out for the “bad” fish. Hit one of those and the water disappears and you have to spear the leaping fish in mid [...]

Bultle (Bullet?) Pigeon is a very simple (too simple?) game of shooting as many pigeons and cats as you can. Get your left click fired up and get ready to rapid fire. Butle Pigeon

Extreme Mini Golf is a kick butt putt putt golf flash game. It’s pretty darn challenging. One quibble I have is that, it’s difficult to see the little red arrow on the dark green course. Other than that prepare yourself for a little frustration. For a little easier mini golf game check out Widmer Golf [...]

I can’t really recommend much about Javelin Throw. It’s a little on the kiddie stupid side. About the only somewhat funny thing about it is hitting a bird in flight with the javelin. Javelin Throw

In Dr. Dentist, your patient is strapped to chair and you get to ‘adrilling. Ya gotta watch out for the rotten teeth though, ’cause if you hit a rotten tooth your patient will die a slow and bloody death. You’ll get hints as to the location of the rotten ones and if you are lucky [...]

In Chicken Attack you must defend the mansion from infected chickens, by firing corn cobs at them as fast as you can. The chickens attack with bombs and shoot at you, so you better be quick. Chicken Attack

There’s been a robbery at the Gotham Bank and Batman has to battle The Penguin, in the Cobblebot Caper. You’ll get a little training before you take on The Penguin with your fight moves and batarangs. If you’re luckiy enough to get a hit combo, you’ll get some bonus points. Please help Batman out. Batman [...]

In The Last Stand your job during the night is to protect your barricade against the zombie hordes, by firing and reloading as fast as you can. During the day, you search for survivors and weapons and repair your barricade. ‘Cause if you don’t you’ll hear the sickening sound of the barricade coming down and [...]

Duck Hunt gives you the option to shoot either ducks or clay pigeons. The ducks turn into a confetti type of mass when shot. Somewhat challenging game. Not crazy about the graphics, but it is what it is. Duck Hunt

I originally thought 5 miles 2 go was the lamest game I’ve ever played. Darts resoundingly takes that spot. Darts is played by throwing 3 darts by each player, usually giving you the player control over aim, speed and direction. Darts the Lame Game does none of this. You just throw (left click) darts, no [...]

Fight Man Xiaoxiao Number 9 is a stick man fight game. You use the keyboard to control punching, jump kicking and protect moves. You can also choose the number of lives you get in the game. Quite the hoot of a game to play. Fight Man Xiaoxiao Number 9

Dizzy Paul is a non-english arcade game, in which you move a smiley face tennis ball around the various courses, with the arrow keys. The object is to get the prize which is a peace/love pill (not sure of the point with that). Since the instructions aren’t in english, spanish? french? you’ll have to goof [...]

In Bunch you swap colored balls to create the biggest bunches of same colored balls to collect as many points you can, in the time allotted. Make sure you check out the tutorial before you play. And be prepared to practice alot to get good. Bunch

In Alien Attack you have to defend the Mars base and shoot down enemy ships, while your ships and people escape. Oh, by the way avoid getting hit by the enemy. Alien Attack

In Rural Racer you race your car around the track for 8 laps and hopefully beat the other guy/computer to move to the next track. Rural Racer is the rare game in which two can race at the same time. Gamezdude found using the arrow keys to move the car alittle awkward. Never a fan [...]

Ploop Adventures is a Pac-Man type of game in which you move your ploop? around the maze to gather up stuff and avoid dangers to move to the next level. Never a big fan of Pac Man, so Gamezdude not crazy about Ploop Adventures, let alone the dumb arse name. Ploop Adventures

I debated whether or not to post Driveby 2. You play a dude in the hood conducting drive bys of store windows, cats and people (joggers, hookers and such). You even get 2000 points for blowing up police cars. In the spirit of good times and not the politically correctness that I present Driveby 2. [...]

City Jumper is another border line lame game. But what saved it was the way the stickman gets smashed bloody if you don’t get him over the buildings and bridges. So as a result City Jumper goes in the fun arcade game category. See if you can get over the red bridge in part 2. [...]

When I first started playing Tanks I thought I’d have to put it in the lame category. Surprisingly, the game got me hooked. The graphics are on the sad side, but if you can get by that it’ll be a time waster for ya. There’s quite a few weapons you can purchase after each match [...]

In Snowboard, you control the speed and direction of the boarder with the mouse. Keep to the right of the red flags and to the left of the green flags. Try to get the highest possible speed when going past the flags to get the most points. Start shredding dudes and dudettes. Snowboard

You got to be fast with your mouse in moving the paddle around the circle to hit the ball back in Rong. Look at it this way, Rong is a circular Pong, the classic arcade game. You can configure the speed and acceleration of the ball, in addition to the option of playing to 5, [...]

Although Office War is in Italian, you can easily figure out how to play it. Just hit gioca and start throwing paper wads at your office mates. Just make sure you stay seated when the “boss” comes walking by. Office War

Sniper School is a good challenging shooting game. There are 3 different training schools to get your eye hand coordination down before you go after the bad guys. Even if you don’t feel like doing the main mission, there’s plenty of game play to be had. Sniper School

Your job in Saving Kypck is to pilot a rescue sub to another sub marooned on the bottom of the sea. The only thing is the sub doesn’t rescue anyone. You do get float and navigate around for a minute, if you call that entertainment, knock yourself out. Saving Kypck

Boomshine is an addictive classic flash game. Click on a colored dot to start a chain reaction to burst as many dots as possible. Good Times. BoomShine

On how many levels is Road Rage a stupid lame game. One: horrible graphics. Two: You play a bible thumper killing folks with a truck, then with a shotgun – Go one way or the other, please. Three: It’s too simple stupid. Now I realize that the guys who made this are a part of [...]

This about 4 years too late, but you can get your licks in on Bush or Kerry in this fighting boxing game. Make sure you use the space bar to conserve your energy to whomp butt the opponent. Jab away. Bush VS Kerry

Wordelicious is word game where you put together words using letters on a 3D cube. There are 3 different levels to challenge yourself with. Love the excellent graphics. Wordelicious

Zombie Grinder 60000 is a shooter game with an attitude. You play this fat character whose blasting his way through a zombie filled city. The levels just fly right by, so ya gotta be fast. Zombie Grinder 60000

Ya gotta be pretty fast to Hit Him in 7 different places on the boxer’s face 3 times each. And all of that in 30 seconds. Can you cut it? Hit Him